Today's strange, funny, most bizarre, off the wall auctions found on eBay:
Ok i'm not even going to touch this one with a umm 10 foot pole. Straight from the seller description: totally bizarre a metal chastity belt for that wayward wife, girlfriend, daughter or who ever. Made of metal, has lock and key, now that is a must. Has a brass label reading. Guaranteed virginity, dr. Polaskys approved chastity protection and of all things this is shaped like a heart. fits around the waist, comes up between the legs with p hole also a poo hole, how convenient. About 12 1/2 inches long from waist to crotch, 12 1/2 inches across the waist, also has hinges on each side of waist and one above the crotch. Don't ask where i got this, can't say, plus i don't believe it is guaranteed to work, but it would make a heck of a conversation piece. Every household needs one of these, never know when you might have a use for it. If nothing else, got a girlfriend you want to get away from have her use it, she will soon be out of your hair.
Click here to buy this Chastity belt for your loved one.
Next up we have a Genuine Toad Coin Purse. Seller description: Genuine cane toad (minus back legs) has been tanned and made into a high quality, zipper coin purse/keychain. I use mine every day! Body is 4" long, stuffed arms are 2 1/2" long, eyes are now plastic with black pupils that move. Cane toad was imported to Australia to fight a cane beetle problem - it became a problem itself. As a toxic toad, it multiplied rapidly, killing crocs, pet dogs, anything that tried to eat it. Aussies now catch them by the thousands and recycle them in this manner. The poison is currently being researched for cardiovascular and cancer relief. UNUSUAL GIFT for that special someone!
In case you can't live without a toad purse or want more details click here.
Next up we have this Corona opener and Cork Screw shaped like a fish. I am so upset I didn't find this before father's day, this would have been the gift of the year. Seller details: up for sell is a unusual cork screw bottle opener weird wood fish shape. measures 4" made of wood with folding cork screw. has a painted picture of a water fall scene. in very good condition. varnish is worn off in some places.this will make a neat item for the fisherman or collector.
Click here for the details or to beat me out and buy it now.
Ok, so that's what I have for you today. Tell me what you think and if you come across any that you find interesting send me an email at "freakshow AT getitnext.com" or post a comment.
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Matt
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